JHAnd so it begins ....November 1, 2017 “If you don’t read books, you won’t hear any horror stories.” - Ken Ross during a discussion of my reluctance to eat...
JHGoudaNovember 2, 2017 “That was maybe in the top five soups of all time.” - Deni Gauthier on his fish soup at Gewoon Gouds in Gouda,...
JHFrieslandNovember 3, 2017 "I don’t see the point in hurrying to get anywhere. Where are you rushing to? Just death in the end.” - Sarah Smith...
JHBreakdown!November 4, 2017 “Being a stay-at-home dad with no kids is tough.” - Ken Ross And then we woke up and the van wouldn’t start. We were...
JHBergenNovember 5, 2017 "North America is all about, 'Me, me, me.' Here it's all about, 'Us, us, us.'" - Ken Ross "I once ate a whole entire...
JHHeerhugowaardNovember 6, 2017 “Tomtom.” - Deni “Tomtom?” - Ken “Tomtom! - Sarah Heerhugowaard. Say that ten times fast. Say it once, even. Just be...
JHDusseldorfNovember 7, 2017 Continued … the home renovation crew turned up at 7:40 a.m. to start tearing windows and doors out of the B&B. Deep Coma...
JHLeverkusenNovember 8, 2017 Midnight, Leverkusen. Sarah dances and we laugh. High from the show and this blossoming dream of Europe, we tell our...
JHHamburgNovember 9, 2017 "When it comes to pigment, I'm fresh out." - Ken The Reeperbahn. Live sex shows, kink shops, strip clubs, booze, drugs,...
JHHamburg #2November 10, 2017 "Maybe she had to kill a chicken.” - Deni “When I go in drag I’m a chick-ken.” - Ken The currywurst, man. The...
JHWetterNovember 11, 2017 “There’s an art to falling. You can fall and not get hurt.” - Deni “It’s nice to know that neither of the people in the...
JHEisenachNovember 12, 2017 “Who sprayed hair spray everywhere? Oh, that’s perfume?” - Deni “Make me bluetiful.” - John, when the glitter came out....
JHBerlinNovember 13, 2017 "It was happening, then karma shut it down." - Ken "Who's Carla?" - Deni We continue to fight the Virus of the Van....
JHBerlin #2November 14, 2017 "I feel like a middle-aged man in a candy store.” - Ken, in a candy store. We’re ascending. Two days ago it felt like...
JHKutna HoraNovember 15, 2017 “You’re a creator. That’s the thing.” - Deni “I haven’t had a tour quote in a long time. I couldn’t talk.” - Sarah...
JHViennaNovember 16, 2017 “I don’t think instruments should define genre. If you’re rock, you’re rock. If you’re rap, you’re rap. If you’re...
JHNeumarkt an der YbbsNovember 17, 2017 “There’s a fire in people who make music for a living. You’re a wrecking ball. You’re an animal. It’s primal.” - Deni...
JHBONUS CONTENT: The tale of the forgotten drum caseNovember 17, 2017 The blog has become sentimental. Time to change that. I’ve become wrapped up in fuzzy dreams and sweet language. Way...
JHImmeldorfNovember 18, 2017 "If I had to choose between The Beach Boys and The Beatles --" - Deni "Don't f&#k&n say it. You'll be outta here." -...
JHEsslingenNovember 19, 2017 "I can't believe I've spent probably a hundred bucks this month on going to the bathroom." - Ken, dropping another 70...
JHLippstadtNovember 20, 2017 "When I meet people, I don't say, 'What do you do?' I ask, 'What are you passionate about?'" - Sarah Superfan Schimmi...
JHUrkNovember 21, 2017 “Huff the Stuff! Huff the Stuff! Huff the Stuff!” - Deni “That’s what I say when I bring ether to a party.” - Ken And...
JHEmmenNovember 22, 2017 "I decided to give up having a gimmick and just play music. Pure music. We have nothing shiny or special. And we're...
JHBingum-LeerNovember 23, 2017 “I would have sat down with you, but I was so full I couldn’t imagine bending my body to ninety degrees.” “What a...
JHApeldoornNovember 24, 2017 “I had a cactus named Henry. I loved that cactus.” - Deni “Sam Sam? Is that Tomtom’s cousin?” - Ken It never happens...
JHErleNovember 25, 2017 "I know the difference between good schnitzel and bad schnitzel now." - Deni "I'm starting to feel things. Better get a...
JHJubeggaNovember 26, 2017 "If this is the second oldest tree in Europe, why don't you go find the oldest one and cut it down?" - Deni Lovely...
JHOmmenNovember 27, 2017 “I don’t watch shows with drugs in them. They just make me want to take drugs.” - Ken Things come full circle in funny...
JHSurprise!November 28, 2017 “I put a blanket over my head and go to sleep. I don’t take anything they offer.” “Oh, I do. I take it all of it. Give...
JHHomeNovember 29, 2017 “We did it.” - Sarah What now, blogger boy? That’s the question, isn’t it? In an earlier post I talked about how I’ve...