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SARAH SMITH EURO TOUR BLOG 2017

And so it begins ....

November 1, 2017 “If you don’t read books, you won’t hear any horror stories.” - Ken Ross during a discussion of my reluctance to eat...

Gouda

November 2, 2017 “That was maybe in the top five soups of all time.” - Deni Gauthier on his fish soup at Gewoon Gouds in Gouda,...

Friesland

November 3, 2017 "I don’t see the point in hurrying to get anywhere. Where are you rushing to? Just death in the end.” - Sarah Smith...

Breakdown!

November 4, 2017 “Being a stay-at-home dad with no kids is tough.” - Ken Ross And then we woke up and the van wouldn’t start. We were...

Bergen

November 5, 2017 "North America is all about, 'Me, me, me.' Here it's all about, 'Us, us, us.'" - Ken Ross "I once ate a whole entire...

Heerhugowaard

November 6, 2017 “Tomtom.” - Deni “Tomtom?” - Ken “Tomtom! - Sarah Heerhugowaard. Say that ten times fast. Say it once, even. Just be...

Dusseldorf

November 7, 2017 Continued … the home renovation crew turned up at 7:40 a.m. to start tearing windows and doors out of the B&B. Deep Coma...

Leverkusen

November 8, 2017 Midnight, Leverkusen. Sarah dances and we laugh. High from the show and this blossoming dream of Europe, we tell our...

Hamburg

November 9, 2017 "When it comes to pigment, I'm fresh out." - Ken The Reeperbahn. Live sex shows, kink shops, strip clubs, booze, drugs,...

Hamburg #2

November 10, 2017 "Maybe she had to kill a chicken.” - Deni “When I go in drag I’m a chick-ken.” - Ken The currywurst, man. The...

Wetter

November 11, 2017 “There’s an art to falling. You can fall and not get hurt.” - Deni “It’s nice to know that neither of the people in the...

Eisenach

November 12, 2017 “Who sprayed hair spray everywhere? Oh, that’s perfume?” - Deni “Make me bluetiful.” - John, when the glitter came out....

Berlin

November 13, 2017 "It was happening, then karma shut it down." - Ken "Who's Carla?" - Deni We continue to fight the Virus of the Van....

Berlin #2

November 14, 2017 "I feel like a middle-aged man in a candy store.” - Ken, in a candy store. We’re ascending. Two days ago it felt like...

Kutna Hora

November 15, 2017 “You’re a creator. That’s the thing.” - Deni “I haven’t had a tour quote in a long time. I couldn’t talk.” - Sarah...

Vienna

November 16, 2017 “I don’t think instruments should define genre. If you’re rock, you’re rock. If you’re rap, you’re rap. If you’re...

Neumarkt an der Ybbs

November 17, 2017 “There’s a fire in people who make music for a living. You’re a wrecking ball. You’re an animal. It’s primal.” - Deni...

BONUS CONTENT: The tale of the forgotten drum case

November 17, 2017 The blog has become sentimental. Time to change that. I’ve become wrapped up in fuzzy dreams and sweet language. Way...

Immeldorf

November 18, 2017 "If I had to choose between The Beach Boys and The Beatles --" - Deni "Don't f&#k&n say it. You'll be outta here." -...

Esslingen

November 19, 2017 "I can't believe I've spent probably a hundred bucks this month on going to the bathroom." - Ken, dropping another 70...

Lippstadt

November 20, 2017 "When I meet people, I don't say, 'What do you do?' I ask, 'What are you passionate about?'" - Sarah Superfan Schimmi...

Urk

November 21, 2017 “Huff the Stuff! Huff the Stuff! Huff the Stuff!” - Deni “That’s what I say when I bring ether to a party.” - Ken And...

Emmen

November 22, 2017 "I decided to give up having a gimmick and just play music. Pure music. We have nothing shiny or special. And we're...

Bingum-Leer

November 23, 2017 “I would have sat down with you, but I was so full I couldn’t imagine bending my body to ninety degrees.” “What a...

Apeldoorn

November 24, 2017 “I had a cactus named Henry. I loved that cactus.” - Deni “Sam Sam? Is that Tomtom’s cousin?” - Ken It never happens...

Erle

November 25, 2017 "I know the difference between good schnitzel and bad schnitzel now." - Deni "I'm starting to feel things. Better get a...

Jubegga

November 26, 2017 "If this is the second oldest tree in Europe, why don't you go find the oldest one and cut it down?" - Deni Lovely...

Ommen

November 27, 2017 “I don’t watch shows with drugs in them. They just make me want to take drugs.” - Ken Things come full circle in funny...

Surprise!

November 28, 2017 “I put a blanket over my head and go to sleep. I don’t take anything they offer.” “Oh, I do. I take it all of it. Give...

Home

November 29, 2017 “We did it.” - Sarah What now, blogger boy? That’s the question, isn’t it? In an earlier post I talked about how I’ve...